My wife cames home to find me watching the football game….
Wife: “you turn that game off and go and do the dishes!!
Me: *throwing down the remote control* “you listen to me, Im the head of household, I make the decision around here… Im going to do the laundry 1st then iron and finally the dishes!!!”
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