As my teenage neighbour put her jumper back on, I looked at her and said, “Please don’t tell anyone about this, they’d think I’m a fucking weirdo”
“I’m sure they wouldn’t, Mr Smith” she replied.
…”Oh yeah?” I replied,”How many men do you know who own a fucking sewing kit and are able to repair clothing?”
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