The donkey in the backyard
A restaurant owner has a sign in the front: “whoever makes the donkey in the backyard laugh, gets a free meal”A man comes in. He… Read More »The donkey in the backyard
Food Jokes
Food jokes and kitchen humor served fresh and funny. From cheesy puns to hungry gags about pizza, coffee and everything on the menu, this collection is a full plate of laughs. Warning: reading these funny food jokes on an empty stomach may cause both hunger and giggles.
Palette Cleanser
The first time Charlie ate dinner with his girlfriend’s family, her mom prepared a huge pot of soup for the whole family. The dad, mom,… Read More »Palette Cleanser
Spoon on the kitchen floor
Son: Mom, before I was born did you want a boy or a girl? Mom: Son, I just wanted to pick up the spoon from… Read More »Spoon on the kitchen floor
A chemist walks into a bar and orders a Pb&J sandwich.
He dies of lead poisoning.
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
The food is great, but there is no atmosphere.
I phoned a Chinese Restaurant last night and the man said,…
I phoned a Chinese Restaurant last night and the man said, “harrow, I’m Wang Kin the Chef” I said, “No worries mate, I’ll call back… Read More »I phoned a Chinese Restaurant last night and the man said,…
No one at home…
They made an engaging looking couple in the swank restaurant: The man was handsome, graying and obviously well off; the woman was a joy to any eye – very young, ravishing and delectable.
As they each read their menus, the gentleman asked his date what she would like to eat.
Jealous
Her: I can’t believe you would talk to that other woman right in front of me like that! I saaaaaw the way you looked at… Read More »Jealous
Just to hold
My wife came in starving today so I made her a great big sandwich. “Don’t eat it just yet, just hold the plate” I said. Five… Read More »Just to hold
Good enough
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours… Read More »Good enough