I’ve just seen a massive rat in Pizza Hut.
I’ve just seen a massive rat in Pizza Hut. He was picking up an order for the Ninja Turtles.
Food Jokes
Food jokes about restaurants, waiters, chefs and diets. Tasty humor with punchlines that are well done.
not bad
I’m not particularly bad at cooking, but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?
long time
Took the wife out for dinner last night & I was just about to order the steak when she said, “Why don’t you try something… Read More »long time
mirror
im at the age where food has taken over the role of sex in my life….as a matter of fact i put a mirror above… Read More »mirror
strange
A buddy of mine told me he found himself in a strange place after his divorce. He was standing in his kitchen.
‘Pizza Hut, can I take your order?’ Me: ‘May I speak with the…
‘Pizza Hut, can I take your order?’ Me: ‘May I speak with the owl, please?’ ”Who?” Me: ‘Hahaha, that never gets old! Large pepperoni.’
without
Valentine’s Day is just a massive hassle bruh. I need to: 1. Remember to text my girlfriend a long lovey dovey message at the beginning… Read More »without
downside
I was making a sandwich when I thought to myself, “So, there is a downside to divorce”.
good signal
Just as I was thinking that technology ruined the art of conversation, my date looked up at me and smiled. “This is a fantastic restaurant,”… Read More »good signal
prank
As I bent down on one knee in the expensive restaurant my girlfriend starting crying and screaming “Yes!” As I picked up my phone from… Read More »prank