TFW you get in line to pay at a pho restaurant
And it’s a big pho queue
Food Jokes
Food jokes and kitchen humor served fresh and funny. From cheesy puns to hungry gags about pizza, coffee and everything on the menu, this collection is a full plate of laughs. Warning: reading these funny food jokes on an empty stomach may cause both hunger and giggles.
My wife left me
a slice of pizza. She’s the best.
Probiotics are a critical part of your diet
The health of your digestive system is too important to leave up to amateur biotics
Oysters
A man named John walked into a seafood restaurant, with his friend Patrick.It was John’s turn to pay, so he let Patrick order.Patrick ordered so… Read More »Oysters
Steven and Connie can have such an easy relationships – here me out
There’s one slice of pizza left, who gets it? They both want it! What will they do!BAM They fuse into Stevonnie and they both have… Read More »Steven and Connie can have such an easy relationships – here me out
How do you pay your waiter if it’s a letter of the alphabet?
With a Q-tip.(Joke courtesy of my 8-year-old son)
Why did the peanut butter sandwich do jumping Jacks?
Why did the peanut butter sandwich do jumping Jacks?He was feeling Chunky.
Why did the waiter’s computer system not work?
Because of a server error.
There was a dude in my restaurant waiting
We had some kind of competition, who can better wait.He could wait how hard he wanted, but in the end I won.because I was waiter.
Yo mama so dumb…
She thought blender was a cooking app!