Trump
Odds of the British press IQ puzzle Donald Trump came to London, and met Queen Elizabeth. Trump asked the queen saying, “Your Majesty, I find… Read More »Trump
Food Jokes
Food jokes about restaurants, waiters, chefs and diets. Tasty humor with punchlines that are well done.
Crazy Story
So I was at a restaurant with my family and this woman came up with a child. She looked about 40 with blonde hair. The… Read More »Crazy Story
We don’t serve pandas in here…
A panda walked into a restaurant and ordered a meal. After the panda ate, he shot the waiter and left. They called the police and… Read More »We don’t serve pandas in here…
Entitled Parent Joke
So I was at a restaurant with my family and this woman came up with a child. She looked about 40 with blonde hair. The… Read More »Entitled Parent Joke
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even.
A waiter brings dinner to the table
The patron remarks, “Why is your thumb on my steak?””I didn’t want it to fall on the floor again!”
Me:Bro ,why did you eat my pizza?
Friend:Does it have your name on it?Me:Well no, but what about your mom? I Don’t see your name anywhere on her body last night.Is she… Read More »Me:Bro ,why did you eat my pizza?
your slogan says “when you’re here, you’re family”
Olive Garden Waiter: Sir, I am not adding you to my will.
Two guys are going out to get breakfast. One asks “wanna get a bagel sandwich?”
“A bagel sandwich? That’s way too much bread.”