I beat my wife at dominos the other night.
I beat my wife at dominos the other night. She needs to learn that I choose the pizza toppings.
Food Jokes
Food jokes and kitchen humor served fresh and funny. From cheesy puns to hungry gags about pizza, coffee and everything on the menu, this collection is a full plate of laughs. Warning: reading these funny food jokes on an empty stomach may cause both hunger and giggles.
Sex is like pizza
Even when it’s bad, they still expect me to pay for it
I lost my Pizza cutter so I used my Bryan Adams Cd..
I lost my Pizza cutter so I used my Bryan Adams Cd.. Cuts Like a Knife
Sat down in a restaurant to eat dinner last night, and the…
Sat down in a restaurant to eat dinner last night, and the waiter asked if I’d like to hear today’s special. I said yeah He… Read More »Sat down in a restaurant to eat dinner last night, and the…
What happens when a computer engineer fails flirting with a…
What happens when a computer engineer fails flirting with a waitress? Error in connecting to the server
Box or wrestle
waitress said ” you wanna box for your leftovers ? ” I said “No , but I’ll wrestle you for the check ! ‘
Me and the girlfriend went to the restaurant for the first time…
Me and the girlfriend went to the restaurant for the first time in ages. The Waiter said, I am sorry but we are so busy… Read More »Me and the girlfriend went to the restaurant for the first time…
After waiting for an hour, the husband finally was able to catch…
After waiting for an hour, the husband finally was able to catch the waiter’s eye. “I want a bottle of your best wine,” he ordered.… Read More »After waiting for an hour, the husband finally was able to catch…
Guess the number
I called a restaurant and ask for a table for two.. he said ” wrong number ” so I said ” I’d like a table… Read More »Guess the number
This guy is dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there’s a beautiful redhead sitting at the next table.
He’s been sneakily checking her out ever since he arrived, but doesn’t have the courage to start talking to her.Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass… Read More »This guy is dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there’s a beautiful redhead sitting at the next table.