Food jokes and kitchen humor served fresh and funny. From cheesy puns to hungry gags about pizza, coffee and everything on the menu, this collection is a full plate of laughs. Warning: reading these funny food jokes on an empty stomach may cause both hunger and giggles.
Oh geez, this joke (above) is hysterical!I’m Australian. Years ago I visited Glasgow alone. I walked into a restaurant that night. The lady at the… Read More »A Glaswegian lad takes his girlfriend home for the first time.
The bartender replies “Free”.The customer, completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender “Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of… Read More »A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks “How much for a beer?”
That way I can finally go to that place my girlfriend is always talking about.
There is no menu, you get what you deserve.
A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat!”His wife reminded… Read More »A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat!” His wife reminded him: “Honey, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!”
Both have to smell it; neither get to eat it
It’s the mans fault. Why would he be driving in the kitchen?
I told her I was more experienced with fast food and “Table to Toilet” dining.
Because it’s fast food
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who… Read More »A texas woman chokes on some food.