Her: I can’t believe you would talk to that other woman right in front of me like that! I saaaaaw the way you looked at her! I bet she’s an ex or something, isn’t she?! You’re probably still screwing her, aren’t you?! Tell me the TRUTH!
Him: You know what? You’re right. From now on I will refrain from ever ordering any food, ever again, in any restaurant. WHAT… was I thinking?
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