real psych
I called the psychic hotline by mistake tonight. A woman answered and said, “Don’t worry, your pizza is on its way.”
Food Jokes
Food jokes about restaurants, waiters, chefs and diets. Tasty humor with punchlines that are well done.
first instruction
The first cooking instruction on food packaging should be “Don’t throw out box until after reading all instructions.”
password
* At A Restaurant* Waiter; What Would You Like? Me: The WiFi Password……
feelings
Men have feelings too. For example, right now I feel hungry. So go make me a sandwich before I feel angry! I’ll need my energy… Read More »feelings
“did I ever tell you you’re my hero?” “sir…” “you’re…
“did I ever tell you you’re my hero?” “sir…” “you’re everything I wish I could be.” “sir, I’m getting rained on, please just take your… Read More »“did I ever tell you you’re my hero?” “sir…” “you’re…
almost cooking
The recipe might be easy, but a reservation is easier.
solved
When my wife picks a restaurant that I don’t like, I just say “oh yeah, that’s where that really cute girl works”.Problem solved.
BBQ rules
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity… Read More »BBQ rules
not enough
Excuse me waiter, I’d like to return my food. It only received 10 likes on Instagram.
missing
Husband throws darts at wife’s photo but not a single one hits the target. Wife from kitchen, “honey, what are you doing?” Husband, “Missing you… Read More »missing