Michelle
Got up extra early to shave my legs because I’m gonna order pizza now. I watch a lot of porn.
Food Jokes
Food jokes about restaurants, waiters, chefs and diets. Tasty humor with punchlines that are well done.
dinner at the restaurant
Me and my wife were having a romantic meal in a restaurant, when I said, “Close your eyes babe and don’t peek until I say… Read More »dinner at the restaurant
bacon
I looked at my girlfriend ,who was sitting next to me, and I thought to myself, “My God, what a beauty! What a woman! True… Read More »bacon
Diet Tip: Don’t visit your grandmother.
Diet Tip: Don’t visit your grandmother.
well done
John was furious when his steak arrived too rare. “Waiter,” he shouted, “Didn’t you hear me say ‘well done’?” “I can’t thank you enough, sir,”… Read More »well done
salesman
I sell security alarms door to door, and I’m really good at it. I mean if they aren’t home…. I just leave a brochure on… Read More »salesman
Michelle
Got up extra early to shave my legs because I’m gonna order pizza now. I watch a lot of porn.
pills
My wife said “get some of those pills that help you get an erection”, should have seen her face when I tossed her the diet… Read More »pills
My wife told me to leave a tip for our waitress. “OK” I said,…
My wife told me to leave a tip for our waitress. “OK” I said, motioning to the waitress, “don’t ever get married”
last meal
I’m having a relaxing bath and I think my girlfriend is making me a sandwich! YES! I assume anyways since she’s bringing the toaster into… Read More »last meal