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Dating Jokes

Dating jokes about girlfriends, boyfriends, first dates and exes. Relationship humor for singles and couples alike.

Busy hands

My son came home from school the other day with a massive bIack eye… I said, “Where the fùck did you get that from?” “Billy… Read More »Busy hands

cheating

While my girlfriend was showering I took a sneaky look at her Internet browsing history. I was shocked to see her last search was, ‘how… Read More »cheating

shock

My girlfriend just sat me down and confessed to me that she used to be a Christian. It came as quite a shock……. I’ve only… Read More »shock

long cuddle

I like a good long cuddle with my girlfriend after sex. It’s the quickest way to deflate her.

cheating

If you get a new job before you quit your old one, its considered responsible; however, if you do that with your girlfriend it’s considered… Read More »cheating

fault

it’s my girlfriend’s fault I slept with all her friends…. she’s the one that told them I have a huge cock!!

texting

I am surprised my girlfriend failed her driving test. She texted me like 3 times telling me everything was going good.

anything

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Apparently if your girlfriend or wife ever says “if anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new….” “anything” doesn’t include getting stuck… Read More »anything