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Dating Jokes

Dating jokes for the hopeful, the hopeless and everyone swiping in between. From first-date disasters to hilarious pickup lines and the mysteries of modern romance, these funny dating jokes will have you laughing instead of crying at your love life. Single or taken, there is something here for you.

working

His girlfriend left him a note on the fridge. “It’s not working, I can’t take it anymore. I’m going to my Mother’s house.” He opened… Read More »working

Busy hands

My son came home from school the other day with a massive bIack eye… I said, “Where the fùck did you get that from?” “Billy… Read More »Busy hands

cheating

While my girlfriend was showering I took a sneaky look at her Internet browsing history. I was shocked to see her last search was, ‘how… Read More »cheating

shock

My girlfriend just sat me down and confessed to me that she used to be a Christian. It came as quite a shock……. I’ve only… Read More »shock

long cuddle

I like a good long cuddle with my girlfriend after sex. It’s the quickest way to deflate her.

cheating

If you get a new job before you quit your old one, its considered responsible; however, if you do that with your girlfriend it’s considered… Read More »cheating

fault

it’s my girlfriend’s fault I slept with all her friends…. she’s the one that told them I have a huge cock!!

texting

I am surprised my girlfriend failed her driving test. She texted me like 3 times telling me everything was going good.