Difference
“I’ve got a boyfriend,” is a woman’s’s way of saying fuck off and leave me alone. “I’ve got a girlfriend,” is a man’s way of… Read More »Difference
Dating Jokes
Dating jokes about girlfriends, boyfriends, first dates and exes. Relationship humor for singles and couples alike.
Own hands
My girlfriend broke up with me. I guess it’s time to take things in my own hands now.
Breath away
My girlfriend told me she wanted me to surprise her with a gift that will take her breath away. I’m thinking about getting her a… Read More »Breath away
Surprise
I remember that look on my girlfriend face as I got down on one knee & pulled out the ring… Then ran as I handed… Read More »Surprise
Forever
“We’re going to be together for the rest of our lives,” smiled my girlfriend as we flew out to our dream holiday in Hawaii. “You… Read More »Forever
Warning
Be wary if your girlfriend has a ‘”special romantic night” planned. You’ll burn yourself on at least one of the 30 odd fucking candles and… Read More »Warning
like God
My girlfriend treats me like God. She takes no notice of my existence till she wants something.
to try
My doctor told me that I was sterile today. I can’t wait to get home and tell my girlfriend that I want to try for… Read More »to try
trust
My girlfriend complains all the time that she doesnt trust me, i dont know why, i mean my wife trusts me.
working
His girlfriend left him a note on the fridge. “It’s not working, I can’t take it anymore. I’m going to my Mother’s house.” He opened… Read More »working