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Dating Jokes

Dating jokes for the hopeful, the hopeless and everyone swiping in between. From first-date disasters to hilarious pickup lines and the mysteries of modern romance, these funny dating jokes will have you laughing instead of crying at your love life. Single or taken, there is something here for you.

honest

I asked my boyfriend if he would stay with me when I get fat and ugly. He said ” I’m already here…”

really good..

Either my boyfriend has early signs of Parkinson’s or I just gave him a really good blow-job.

not in a mood

I had to laugh last night when my boyfriend said he wasn’t in the mood for sex. As if it’s an option.