Dating Jokes
Dating jokes for the hopeful, the hopeless and everyone swiping in between. From first-date disasters to hilarious pickup lines and the mysteries of modern romance, these funny dating jokes will have you laughing instead of crying at your love life. Single or taken, there is something here for you.
My girlfriend said we need to spend more quality time together.
So I bought her a tea set and a koala and said wtf are we supposed to do now?
My girlfriend asked me if I’d like a threesome, and who out of her friends I would pick
Apparently I was only supposed to name one, not two
I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost.
I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
Dating sites are so dumb and a bad way to find someone to date.
I know I sound like a boomer “oh technology” but I’m a huge supporter of social media to socialize except when it comes to dating… Read More »Dating sites are so dumb and a bad way to find someone to date.
My German girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale from 1-10.
Last night, we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That’s the best I’ve ever done.
What did the melon say to his daughter when he caught her running off with her boyfriend?
You’re too young, you cantaloupe!
Palette Cleanser
The first time Charlie ate dinner with his girlfriend’s family, her mom prepared a huge pot of soup for the whole family. The dad, mom,… Read More »Palette Cleanser
I have a girlfriend,
She just exists in the solution to x^2 +1=0