My girlfriend told me she’s going to be a great comedian one day
She said every time we have sex a joke comes to her
Dating Jokes
Dating jokes for the hopeful, the hopeless and everyone swiping in between. From first-date disasters to hilarious pickup lines and the mysteries of modern romance, these funny dating jokes will have you laughing instead of crying at your love life. Single or taken, there is something here for you.
How to get laid for free without the trouble of dating…
..Start working at the mortuary like me.
A girlfriend is feeling like a stranger
A girl named Amanda has been dating a boy called Bill for 6 years. Amanda has been anticipating a marriage proposal from Bill ever since… Read More »A girlfriend is feeling like a stranger
I had to break up with my girlfriend because she had something stuck between her teeth!
It was my best friend Dave.
My girlfriend’s roommate wouldn’t let me redo their bathroom tiles.
What a caulk block.
I asked my girlfriend if she would like to go out with her friends on Saturday to get a couple of pairs of new shoes, get your hair done in a different style, then go out for a couple of rounds of Chardonnay.
“That sounds great!”“Good, because we are breaking up.”-Jimmy Carr
JOKESTER
Girlfriend: I’m going to leave you if you don’t stop wearing different clothes every hour. Me: Wait pleeeease ‼‼ l can change.
JOKESTER
I saw my Ex wife yesterday, she was at the other end of the Museum from me. I would have said hello, but there was… Read More »JOKESTER
JOKESTER
I went on a blind date with a woman, whose online profile said she had a “infectious smile.” She was fu***ng suffering from Herpes. ???
My girlfriend has no interest in my personality, has no desire…
My girlfriend has no interest in my personality, has no desire to ever get to know the ‘real’ me and her only goal in life… Read More »My girlfriend has no interest in my personality, has no desire…