anything
Apparently if your girlfriend or wife ever says “if anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new….” “anything” doesn’t include getting stuck… Read More »anything
Dating Jokes
Dating jokes for the hopeful, the hopeless and everyone swiping in between. From first-date disasters to hilarious pickup lines and the mysteries of modern romance, these funny dating jokes will have you laughing instead of crying at your love life. Single or taken, there is something here for you.
prank
As I bent down on one knee in the expensive restaurant my girlfriend starting crying and screaming “Yes!” As I picked up my phone from… Read More »prank
settle
With all the housework that I’ve done today, my boyfriend should give me a gold medal… But I’ll settle for a pearl necklace.
cache
I tried to download a girlfriend last night. But I didn’t have enough cache.
to reduce the losses
My girlfriend’s online shopping downstairs so I’m upstairs logged on to the same site and deleting everything in her cart.
change
My ex reminds me off pink floyd… He became less ‘how I wish you were here’ since he started dating ‘the dark side of the… Read More »change
mistake
My mate told me that his girlfriend talks in her sleep. “I know” probably wasn’t the best answer.
They want too
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church… everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want… Read More »They want too
mistake
I sent texts to the wrong people. Now my wife thinks I’m gonna fuck her, and my girlfriend thinks I work late.
difference
DATING: “Oh, you’re so funny! I just love a man with a great sense of humor! ” RELATIONSHIP: “What the fuck is wrong with you?!… Read More »difference