An Iranian townsman planned to visit Isfahan so he asked his friends what they would like him to bring them from the glorious metropolis.They said,… Read More »The people of Iranian city of Isfahan were famous for their jokes and puzzles.
For example, every time one was in the mood for sex, they would say to the other: “can you please help me type a letter… Read More »A couple with kids had made a pact that they would always fulfill each other’s physical desires every time they were in the mood. They had also thought of a secret way of communicating with each-other so that the kids would not understand..
The mother replied sorry it’ll rain dear.
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then you better make sure you have the right bayou right by you.
I mean after all it is called read it.
There was a young manFrom Cork who got limericksand haiku’s confused
See you next period.
I had all the right numbers but they were in the wrong order.
“Dad, I got naked at the store!” I told him.“Son, your an idiot”
Every naked person turns me on!
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If you attacked a meteorologist with a lime green morph suit no one would realize what’s going on.
Reptile dysfunction
The best part is, you also get to choose which 12 hours that is.
You just fall out of it
One of them shucks between fits.
Mario: why?Judge: it’s a fineMario: [sadly] no itsa not
Subi or not subi
when the earth was scorched by nuclear fire it is possible that all digital copies of music where destroyed along with the many servers and… Read More »possible explanation for why no modern music in the fallout series
[SERIOUS] [TRIGGER WARNING] The only reason why I broke up with you was because of how poorly you treated me. You never loved me. You… Read More »I thought I loved you until you started to show off your true self.
None, we don’t have electricity.
Well here goes nothing
r/pics•Posted byu/reynantemartinez20 minutes agoI shot a blue-banded beeOC 0 points2 comments
Hindsight = 2020
The food is great, but there is no atmosphere.
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