A knock knock joke for automotive savvy people
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Going 20 years sober on January 5th!
It will be 20 years since I last had a drink on the 5th of January. I drink on all of the other days.
Wife Missing
My wife has been missing for a week. The police called me and said to prepare for the worst. So I went back to Goodwill… Read More »Wife Missing
What did the vampire say after drinking the donkey’s blood?
Tastes like ass.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
Right enough of these “2020 vision” jokes
I don’t want to make a spectacle of myself
I haven’t showered since last decade.
What do you mean it’s not 2020 yet?
The average person has sex 54 times a year…
Tomorrow is gonna be wild!
No pair of balls are identical.
In fact, there are vas deferenses between the two.