Three logicians enter a bar
The bartender asks them: “Do all three of you want beer?”The first one said: “I don’t know.”The second also said: “I don’t know.”The third one… Read More »Three logicians enter a bar
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Someone stole the tires off all the police cars.
The cops are working on it tirelessly.
In which form would the enormous poet always write his poems?
In Iambig Pentameter
Just Post Malone things
Q: What did Post Malone eat for breakfast? A: Toast MaloneQ: What did Post Malone spray on before he left the house? A: Post CologneQ:… Read More »Just Post Malone things
Today I asked the hot girl at the gym what her New Year’s resolution was.
She said “Fuck You…”…So, I’m pretty excited about 2020.
This Time of the Year…
Am I the only one who thinks of Mr. Stay Puft when I step on snow and hear it smoosh? Always reminded me of the… Read More »This Time of the Year…
The people of Iranian city of Isfahan were famous for their jokes and puzzles.
An Iranian townsman planned to visit Isfahan so he asked his friends what they would like him to bring them from the glorious metropolis.They said,… Read More »The people of Iranian city of Isfahan were famous for their jokes and puzzles.
A couple with kids had made a pact that they would always fulfill each other’s physical desires every time they were in the mood. They had also thought of a secret way of communicating with each-other so that the kids would not understand..
For example, every time one was in the mood for sex, they would say to the other: “can you please help me type a letter… Read More »A couple with kids had made a pact that they would always fulfill each other’s physical desires every time they were in the mood. They had also thought of a secret way of communicating with each-other so that the kids would not understand..
The baby reindeer asked the mother reindeer if it would snow this Christmas.
The mother replied sorry it’ll rain dear.
Watch an 8 year old middle aged man swallow a popsicle whole.
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If you’re looking for a good swamp to live in
then you better make sure you have the right bayou right by you.
No wonder reddit has a repost problem
I mean after all it is called read it.
There was a young man…
There was a young manFrom Cork who got limericksand haiku’s confused
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other one?
See you next period.
I was so close to winning lotto
I had all the right numbers but they were in the wrong order.
I went to the store and bought naked juice, then called my dad
“Dad, I got naked at the store!” I told him.“Son, your an idiot”
What did the shower say???
Every naked person turns me on!
The date is August 6, 1945
A Japanese man in Hiroshima starts wakes up in the morning before getting a seriously important job interview.He walks outside in his fancy suit to… Read More »The date is August 6, 1945
Bad Couriers
I sent recently sent Reddit a joke about receiving parcels. Half of the viewers said they didn’t get it. Must’ve been a problem with the… Read More »Bad Couriers
24 Hours to Live
Barry returned from a doctor’s visit one day and told his wife Carol that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping… Read More »24 Hours to Live
Meteorologist
If you attacked a meteorologist with a lime green morph suit no one would realize what’s going on.
What do you call it when a chameleon can’t change colors?
Reptile dysfunction
The nice thing about working for yourself is that you only have to work half days
The best part is, you also get to choose which 12 hours that is.
How do you get over seasonal depression?
You just fall out of it
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a hooker with diarrhea?
One of them shucks between fits.
Judge: I order you to pay $10,000
Mario: why?Judge: it’s a fineMario: [sadly] no itsa not
I’m having trouble with my conjugations in Spanish class
Subi or not subi
possible explanation for why no modern music in the fallout series
when the earth was scorched by nuclear fire it is possible that all digital copies of music where destroyed along with the many servers and… Read More »possible explanation for why no modern music in the fallout series
I thought I loved you until you started to show off your true self.
[SERIOUS] [TRIGGER WARNING] The only reason why I broke up with you was because of how poorly you treated me. You never loved me. You… Read More »I thought I loved you until you started to show off your true self.
How many Kurds does it take to change a light bulb?
None, we don’t have electricity.