What does a nihilist say before death?
Well here goes nothing
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I shot a blue-banded bee
r/pics•Posted byu/reynantemartinez20 minutes agoI shot a blue-banded beeOC 0 points2 comments
Looking back at all my mistakes next year will be easier….
Hindsight = 2020
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
The food is great, but there is no atmosphere.
Moth psychiatrist
A moth walks into a physiotherapists office and says “I don’t know what’s up with me doc. I just feel really down all the time,… Read More »Moth psychiatrist
ITALIANS WILL GET THIS
Im working on a story about a gay puppet who wishes he were human. everytime he tells a lie his penis gets bigger. Im going… Read More »ITALIANS WILL GET THIS
Two peanuts walking down a dark alley..
One was assaulted.
How to get laid for free without the trouble of dating…
..Start working at the mortuary like me.
A girlfriend is feeling like a stranger
A girl named Amanda has been dating a boy called Bill for 6 years. Amanda has been anticipating a marriage proposal from Bill ever since… Read More »A girlfriend is feeling like a stranger
Every face tells a story
And mine is a horror story
Why couldn’t the man hear the psycho killer in the stall next to him?
The ‘p’ was silent
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Hey… do you smell carrots?
Mystical Ideas
Ok so in a game a player is deciding whether or not to play a mystic and I’m not sure about it. Would you allow… Read More »Mystical Ideas
I had to break up with my girlfriend because she had something stuck between her teeth!
It was my best friend Dave.
How did the Lost survivors get back to the world
They had a Shepard
When you realise the labour party were winning the election on Thursday…
Until work finished at 5 and everyone voted conservative.
Congrats to Juice Wrld…
My man is one week sober.
I just did a public rant about how evil people who make up stories on the internet are.
When I was done, everyone clapped.
Why don’t roosters lay eggs?
They are too busy laying hens
One man said to a chocolate maker “Are you a magician?”
The chocolate maker said “No, but I got a couple twix up my sleeve.”
Why can’t you convicted Abraham Lincoln?
Because he’s always in a cent
Someone people are good-looking enough for others to assume they must be an IG influencer…
People take one look at me and assume I have reddit.
An acorn is not a corn
and a corn is not an acorn
3 men were stranded in a desert
3 men were stranded in a desert.They were dying of thirst when a genie appeared to them. The genie said, “Here, I have a magical… Read More »3 men were stranded in a desert
Why did the pawn shop buy the oldest piece of chewing gum in the world?
Because it was in mint condition
I got a paper joke for y’all.
It is tearable.
So I was wondering what GOLF GTI stands for:
Girls Only Love Fun. Get Them Inside.
I just dropped my award for feline rectal examinations and it smashed
It was a catastrophe