Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole.
I am thankful every day that I live in Canada.
thefun
A young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmer for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day
A young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmer for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following… Read More »A young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmer for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day
Why do dads always take pictures?
Cause they are your paparazzi
After all that shit I’m surprised they are back together
Friend: whoMe: my ass cheeksI know it’s a shit post
Why does Santa have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
If anyone says you have to work 365 days in 2020 in order to succeed, they don’t have your best interests in mind and is preaching toxic hustle culture
You need to work 366 days cause it’s a leap year
“Dad, I’m so excited. I got a B in reading!”
Dad: That’s a D, idiot.
Since it’s New Years, I can say I haven’t showered in a year!
Actually it’s probably been about a year and a half
A black guy in an library asked me where the colored printer was
I said “Sir, this is 2020. You can use any printer you want”.
Joe’s Headaches
Joe is being plagued by terrible headaches.One day,after years of suffering,he decides to see a headache specialist.The doctor tells Joe to strip ,inspects him all… Read More »Joe’s Headaches