I didn’t get a warranty on my air conditioner…
But it would be cool if I did.
thefun
I once saw a group of dudes punching an old man, so I decided to help
He never stood a chance against us
A doctor and a lawyer love the same woman
Everyday the doctor would give her a rose and she would thank himThen the lawyer would give her an apple everyday and she would say… Read More »A doctor and a lawyer love the same woman
I went to a friend with whom i had recently fought.
I told him zilch. He then snapped and said” this means nothing”.
Heard about the Trump fruit salad?
It’s mostly orange ‘m’ peach.
(OC) what do you call a wall of teenage girls blocking a hallway?
The Great Wall of vagina
Elephant Hunting
My grandfather would tell me stories of how they caught elephants with only a few peanuts… They would dig a deep hole and burn a… Read More »Elephant Hunting
Noticed this glitch in the Aggressive heist option
Even if you didn’t steal the boring machine, you can still enter by the sewers.Has anyone noticed this too?
I got a haircut last week but I didn’t really like it.
It’s okay though, it’s growing on me.
The Magical Elevator
A 12-year-old boy and his father were new to the Western World and entered a shopping mall for the first time.The boy was amazed by… Read More »The Magical Elevator
What did the popcorn get charged for?
A-salt & Buttery.
Why did they call the painter who liked strangling sex, ‘the vegetable’
Cos he was an artichoke.
What did the ice say to the water?
Nothing. It is very cold
Fear of the show friends
Me: I’m afraid of the show FriendsTherapist: Dont worry I’ll be there for youMe: screams
Last night I was watching a Nigerian Christmas movie…
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised and he exclaimed, “Jesus Christ!!!”. I immediately stopped watching changed the… Read More »Last night I was watching a Nigerian Christmas movie…
A blonde, a brunette and a readhead were running away from the cops.
A blonde, a brunette and a readhead were running away from the cops. They spot a barn and they all run inside where the see… Read More »A blonde, a brunette and a readhead were running away from the cops.
In 2020 we’re going to have an entire year of bad puns about vision
I can see it clearly.
A morning kiss with a tight hug is a best feeling in the world
Unless you are in prison!!
Why are there so many tailors in France?
Because that’s where the pro fitter roles are.
Why did the Saudi Arabian cross the road?
To get to the other… Sa’id…
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
Chicken Tenders
When I die, I’d like to go in my sleep like my grandfather.
Not screaming like the other 4 people in the car.
Common English mistakes:
Mixing up their, there or they’reWrong use of to, too or twoEnslaving innocent peoplePutting commas in the wrong place
Chuck Norris once slapped a JPEG and it became a GIF
Are Chuck Norris jokes even still a thing???
One-night stands are great with drummers
As opposed to guitarists, there’s no strings attached.
Hamburgers and titjobs have a lot in common
They’re both just pieces of meat stuck in between 2 soft buns
What’s the similarity between a hare and a pear?
They’re both green…Apart from the hare.
French communists must be like
we, we! baguettes!
Did you hear about the time traveling politician?
Their policies are ahead of the times