I remember once at school we had a spelling bee
We also had an ant that could tap dance
thefun
A programmer has just had a baby
A friend arrives to visit and asks him ” Is it a boy or a girl?” The programmer replies : . . . . .… Read More »A programmer has just had a baby
People never talk about the 12th reindeer, probably because she’s so rude to Rudolph
Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names
As a child I stole money from my dads bank card.
I’m now a [m30] my dad never knew exactly how much I took but since then I have been fortunate enough to be able to… Read More »As a child I stole money from my dads bank card.
Before my surgery my anaesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
A lady goes into a confessional booth and sits down.
The priest says, “Bless you sister, please tell me your sins.”The lady says, “Oh, Father, I’m not here to confess. I just wanted to let… Read More »A lady goes into a confessional booth and sits down.
Sidemen v Others (Sorry Callux)
Others: Got a new song incoming stay tuned to my main channelSidemen: Our songs will be posted on our second channel
Ready? On Three: why does every French cat drown?
Un, Deux, Trois… Cat sank
Wow these kenyans run so fast.
Dude they do naerobics.
What’s another term for an unpaid internship?
A preoccupation.
People’s Postcode Lottery?
Is this nonsense? Does anyone win? Do you do it?
I dont like to sit infront of people that talk too much.
But when I do I just go, hey man, you want some taffy.
Just water for me, please
An American, an Irishman and a Dutchman are spending the day at a beer festival I Germany. After a long day, they end up at… Read More »Just water for me, please
What did the sorority girl say when she saw Santa delivering presents?
“Yassss, Sleigh bitch!”
Palette Cleanser
The first time Charlie ate dinner with his girlfriend’s family, her mom prepared a huge pot of soup for the whole family. The dad, mom,… Read More »Palette Cleanser
Indian girl sings her first-ever self composed Korean song(self learnt Korean)
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I asked Ryu from Street Fighter, “Can I borrow that uppercut move you do… Whatever that’s called?”
He yelled back “SURE-A-YOU CAN!”
Three pregnant women are in the waiting room of the doctor’s office
The first woman says, “I’m going to have a girl because I was on the bottom when we did it”The second woman says, “I’m going… Read More »Three pregnant women are in the waiting room of the doctor’s office
The old man and the bear.
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them… Read More »The old man and the bear.
I’d tell you a UDP joke
But you might not get it
shouldn’t gen z be called millenials because our generation actually crosses the millenium?
according to google the years of gen z are 1995-2012 not agreeing but just confused
What happens when a communist gets the flu?
They sneeze (the means of production)
Ned and Fred, the Idiot Brothers…
Ned & Fred were building a house. Ned was putting up siding. He would take a nail out of his pouch, inspect it, sometimes hammer… Read More »Ned and Fred, the Idiot Brothers…
I have a girlfriend,
She just exists in the solution to x^2 +1=0
Will I likely pass this drug test because I take vyvanse for ADHD and the laws in Texas are stupid?
I have a 9 panel urine test on December 29From August to November 10 I smoked from my pen almost dailyFrom November 11 to November… Read More »Will I likely pass this drug test because I take vyvanse for ADHD and the laws in Texas are stupid?
Is this good boi mini enough?
r/vancouver•Posted byu/Therapy-Jackass6 months agoArchivedThis cute little guy at main Street car free day todayPhoto/Video 373 points21 comments
Did y’all hear about the blonde that got fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away all the Ws
looking for bizzaro hallmark christmas movies
Looking for Hallmark style Christmas movies with a plot so bad or weird it’s good in a campy way. I saw one a couple years… Read More »looking for bizzaro hallmark christmas movies
I had to search for the Peloton ad everyone was talking about on YouTube
Then I realized the ad was only targeting people who werent broke
I didn’t get a warranty on my air conditioner…
But it would be cool if I did.