I’m 6 foot, 3 inches.
but those two measurements are separate.
thefun
This is Greta Thunberg’s favorite subreddit.
She’s very appreciative of our commitment to recycling jokes.
I bought my wife a nutcracker for Christmas
I figure after all these years breaking my balls manually she deserves it
Black Ark Fleetmaster and Lokhir.
https://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Black_Ark_FleetmastersLokhir is the best Fleetmaster in the game. He is supposed to be the captain of his black ark.https://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Lokhir_FellheartWe just got captains of black arks… Read More »Black Ark Fleetmaster and Lokhir.
This has been the best day as a 15 year old
It is also my birthday
A race against time!
Chuck Norris once had a race with time.And who won?Well, time is still running, isn’t it?
When you click on clickbait…
They had us in the first half, I’m not gonna lie.
Two midgets were having a discussion one night about their ever dwindling memories of the last time they had sex.
They came to a unanimous decision that they would pay a visit to a couple of prostitutes at a local whorehouse they had found out… Read More »Two midgets were having a discussion one night about their ever dwindling memories of the last time they had sex.
Fighter subclass – The Weapons and Armor Master (Exotic Weapons included + Bonus Ghost-Faced Killer subclass)
Weapons and Armor MasterExotic WeaponsGreetings players and DMs! I have here some updates to a subclass for the Fighter. You’ll also see another subclass included,… Read More »Fighter subclass – The Weapons and Armor Master (Exotic Weapons included + Bonus Ghost-Faced Killer subclass)
Has anyone of you been affected by minister Saab’s convoy?
Posting the same from r/Hyderabad.I was at kbr for an evening walk. It was around 7, and that’s usually the busiest hour. Roads were jammed… Read More »Has anyone of you been affected by minister Saab’s convoy?
So for Christmas I asked my brother to switch our names and lifestyles for a week….
Little did he know I was waay up on Santa’s naughty list
How do you start a bear race?
Ready, teddy, go.
What’s the difference between a vegetarian salad, and one with chicken?
The chicken salad has a lot more body
Robin Williams got a new belt but he didn’t really like it
Yeah, he was really hung up on it
How to make crime rates drop to 0%?
They would. If government makes everything legal.
In Italy, children don’t leave milk and cookies for Santa.
Instead, they leave him elfredo.
If I purchased some land for you near a swamp…
then I’d make sure to buy you a bayou by you then say, “bye you”
Yo mama so dumb…
She thought blender was a cooking app!
I’ve recently been asking people what LGBTQ means
No ones been able to give me a straight answer yet
I left a chocolate bar in the cupboard too long and it’s gone mouldy.
Life on Mars confirmed.
I wasn’t going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict.
So I’m going home for the hollandaise.
A Safety warning notice in a factory for female workers:
A Safety warning notice in a factory for female workers: “If your skirt is long, stay away from the engines and If it is short,… Read More »A Safety warning notice in a factory for female workers:
DO NOT TRANSLATE “SURFACE” INTO SWEDISH ?????
Please sweden I didn’t do anything
The tallest animals in the zoo don’t even want to be there…
They were giraffeted.
2 drunkards walking down a street and suddenly sidestep a pile of runny brown on the pavement
One says ‘what a waste, a good helping of peanut butter thrown on the street’The other says ‘pff that’s not peanut butter! It’s obviously a… Read More »2 drunkards walking down a street and suddenly sidestep a pile of runny brown on the pavement
Orion’s belt is just a big waist of space…
Sorry, I know that joke is lame…3 stars
I call my penis the Canadian
Because it curls when it gets cold.
So there were two eggs in a pot.
The first egg says, “Look I have a crack!”The second egg says, “I’m not hard yet”
The bad sonic trailer is most likely a publicity stunt.
Before you say or in this case, think anything, I want to say that this is the first time a movie studio has listened to… Read More »The bad sonic trailer is most likely a publicity stunt.