There are two things that will never get old…
Dark humour and unvaccinated children.
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Yesterday I Spotted an Albino Dalmatian.
It was the least I could do for the guy.
there is love without sex, and there is sex without love.
and then there’s you, without both.
I knew I shouldn’t have taken my dog to the blacksmith
As soon as we got there, he made a bolt for the door
I walked in on my grandma sucking my grandpa’s dick.
I have no idea why it wasn’t cremated with the rest of him!
I’ve been dating this girl who works at the zoo.
I’m pretty sure she’s a keeper.
Fishing and girlfriends are a lot alike
There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I’m stuck here holding my rod.
Civil Engineer: Lets build a bridge!
Rude Engineer: Fuck you!
A man who’d just died is delivered to a local mortuary…
… and he’s wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.The mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed, pointing out that… Read More »A man who’d just died is delivered to a local mortuary…
To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart.
Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.