Just finished the dishes and there are already more
It a dishes cycle.
thefun
Why shouldn’t you carry too many bottles of Jack Daniels?
It’s pretty whiskey; you might drop one.My 8 year old daughter came up with this one, I’ve been helping her tune it. How did we… Read More »Why shouldn’t you carry too many bottles of Jack Daniels?
Is your name medusa?
Because every time I look at you I get rock hard!
Party time.
So a man walks into a costume party, with a large semicircle around half his body, and strings across it. A woman walks up to… Read More »Party time.
So there’s these three guys coming out of the golf clubhouse on a Friday night.
The gentlemen see a lady shooting left-handed on the practice green nailing 20 foot putts like it was nothing, so the guys ask, “Hey do… Read More »So there’s these three guys coming out of the golf clubhouse on a Friday night.
I’m 6 foot, 3 inches.
but those two measurements are separate.
This is Greta Thunberg’s favorite subreddit.
She’s very appreciative of our commitment to recycling jokes.
I bought my wife a nutcracker for Christmas
I figure after all these years breaking my balls manually she deserves it
Black Ark Fleetmaster and Lokhir.
https://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Black_Ark_FleetmastersLokhir is the best Fleetmaster in the game. He is supposed to be the captain of his black ark.https://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Lokhir_FellheartWe just got captains of black arks… Read More »Black Ark Fleetmaster and Lokhir.
This has been the best day as a 15 year old
It is also my birthday
A race against time!
Chuck Norris once had a race with time.And who won?Well, time is still running, isn’t it?
When you click on clickbait…
They had us in the first half, I’m not gonna lie.
Two midgets were having a discussion one night about their ever dwindling memories of the last time they had sex.
They came to a unanimous decision that they would pay a visit to a couple of prostitutes at a local whorehouse they had found out… Read More »Two midgets were having a discussion one night about their ever dwindling memories of the last time they had sex.
Fighter subclass – The Weapons and Armor Master (Exotic Weapons included + Bonus Ghost-Faced Killer subclass)
Weapons and Armor MasterExotic WeaponsGreetings players and DMs! I have here some updates to a subclass for the Fighter. You’ll also see another subclass included,… Read More »Fighter subclass – The Weapons and Armor Master (Exotic Weapons included + Bonus Ghost-Faced Killer subclass)
Has anyone of you been affected by minister Saab’s convoy?
Posting the same from r/Hyderabad.I was at kbr for an evening walk. It was around 7, and that’s usually the busiest hour. Roads were jammed… Read More »Has anyone of you been affected by minister Saab’s convoy?
So for Christmas I asked my brother to switch our names and lifestyles for a week….
Little did he know I was waay up on Santa’s naughty list
How do you start a bear race?
Ready, teddy, go.
What’s the difference between a vegetarian salad, and one with chicken?
The chicken salad has a lot more body
Robin Williams got a new belt but he didn’t really like it
Yeah, he was really hung up on it
How to make crime rates drop to 0%?
They would. If government makes everything legal.
In Italy, children don’t leave milk and cookies for Santa.
Instead, they leave him elfredo.
If I purchased some land for you near a swamp…
then I’d make sure to buy you a bayou by you then say, “bye you”
Yo mama so dumb…
She thought blender was a cooking app!
I’ve recently been asking people what LGBTQ means
No ones been able to give me a straight answer yet
I left a chocolate bar in the cupboard too long and it’s gone mouldy.
Life on Mars confirmed.
I wasn’t going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict.
So I’m going home for the hollandaise.
A Safety warning notice in a factory for female workers:
A Safety warning notice in a factory for female workers: “If your skirt is long, stay away from the engines and If it is short,… Read More »A Safety warning notice in a factory for female workers:
DO NOT TRANSLATE “SURFACE” INTO SWEDISH ?????
Please sweden I didn’t do anything
The tallest animals in the zoo don’t even want to be there…
They were giraffeted.