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If I got a reddit nickel for every time I’ve contributed..
I must have contributed exactly 50 times.
[HELP WANTED] Fixing a Corona-Smith Galaxie Twelve Typewriter
I am having issues with my a typewriter and am wondering how to resolve the issues. Here are some of them…The ribbon slips out of… Read More »[HELP WANTED] Fixing a Corona-Smith Galaxie Twelve Typewriter
Jesus walks into a bar
Hands the barman some nails and says, “can you put me up for the night?”
Why don’t people want to play board games made in Thailand?
Because it’s always a Thai game.
I met a baker who purposefully burnt his bread.
He would then take the ashes and sell them in clay vases.I wouldn’t think he would be able to make much money from that, but… Read More »I met a baker who purposefully burnt his bread.
But…
r/WatchPeopleDieInside•Posted byu/TheRiyan6 hours agobut, a kilogram…. View CommentsPlay0:000:00SettingsFullscreen2.9k points122 comments
As Mary told the wisemen,
Who brings myrrh to a christening?
What do you call…
What do you call a man in a three foot deep hole?Doug.What do you call a man in a one foot deep hole?Douglas ( say… Read More »What do you call…
A man get caught by the police speeding.
The officer asked the man if he knows why he got pulled over. The man replys that he was speeding because the cars stolen and… Read More »A man get caught by the police speeding.
How do you know if a hippie’s been in your house?
They’re still there.
I dont tell people about my sex life anymore
Because nobody wants to hear my fuckin’ stories
When you’re bi and single, you’re not bisexual.
You’re bi yourself.
Wanna know what’s great about orphan jokes?
They never hit too close to home.
I wanted to post a joke about Sodium but I was like Na, people won’t Understand.
Want to hear a joke about Sodium hypobromite?NaBrO.
Laravel site with ElasticSearch on AWS
This maybe more of an AWS or networking question, but I was hoping to get advice from someone who has actually deployed a Laravel site… Read More »Laravel site with ElasticSearch on AWS
I feel like what I think doesn’t really matter to my father.
I have concerns about my mental health but whenever I talk to my dad about it he either chalks it up to me being lazy… Read More »I feel like what I think doesn’t really matter to my father.
A redhair with a handlebar moustache
driving a Renault Megane
What Christmas Carol is sung by hallucinating psychotics??
“Do You Hear What I Hear”
What did the hungry Jewish family say when they saw breakfast?
We have a latke to be thankful for.
[Serious] My mate went to Amsterdam for a week and did loads of acid and shrooms
Now whenever we smoke weed with him he starts contradicting himself, Like he said “Goddamn, I wish we rolled another” then he went “Is anyone… Read More »[Serious] My mate went to Amsterdam for a week and did loads of acid and shrooms
A blonde is standing on the shore of the lake.
She looks across the lake and sees two blondes standing on the opposite shore.She yells across the lake to them … “How do I get… Read More »A blonde is standing on the shore of the lake.
No matter how much you push the envelope
It will always remain stationery.
When were the first hippies?
Back in the stoned age
Purple lemon
So this little boy is in the playground when some bullies come along, and they say to him:“Hey, purple lemon, you suck!”And the boy doesn’t… Read More »Purple lemon
Build a man a fire he’ll be warm for the rest of the night.
Light a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
Why couldn’t the Grinch steal Christmas?
Because of the Santa clause.
What did Bob Ross refer to his children as?
Happy little accidents