Three blondes walk into a building.
You’d think at least one of them would’ve seen it.
thefun
One day a man walks into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.
“Eighty pounds,” the dentist says. “That’s a ridiculous amount,” the man says. “Isn’t there a cheaper way?” “Well,” the dentist says, “if you don’t use… Read More »One day a man walks into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.
Jack: I found us two doors to float on
Rose: that’s OK, I’ll just share yours
A man got hit in the head with a can of cola.
He’s alright tho, it was a soft drink.
A little boy and his father visited the country store, and upon leaving the store, the owner of the store offered the little boy some free Sweets…
“grab a hand full of Sweets”, the merchant said to the boy.The boy just stood there looking up at his father.The owner repeated himself:- “Son… Read More »A little boy and his father visited the country store, and upon leaving the store, the owner of the store offered the little boy some free Sweets…
How long did it take you?
– How long did it take you to reach 100 subs?Always wondered how long it took someone else and what was it a lot of… Read More »How long did it take you?
JOKESTER
Laughing makes your vagina tighter, so maybe you should stop scrolling past my jokes, loosey goosey.
Did you hear about the power failure at the post office?
They were enveloped in darkness.
Why are you still guarding it?
A new camp commander was appointed and while inspecting the place, he saw 2 privates guarding a bench. He went over there and asked them… Read More »Why are you still guarding it?
You have to give it to the Chinese.
They somehow managed to make an entire language out of bad tattoos.