Take 4 and subtract 2 from it. What’s left?
The opposite of right.
thefun
Why are Executioners so good at their jobs?
Because they execute it perfectly
How do you know anything about anybody?
They’ll tell you
joke of cuort room:;
funy joke i made.:judge in courtroom: ORDR! ORDER!man 1: cheese bueger plaesejudge: shut the up…man: NO!! i order 7up!!
Is Trae Young just the product of being on a bad team?
I haven’t watched very many hawks games but I always see Trae putting up huge numbers. I fully believe he is an amazing player and… Read More »Is Trae Young just the product of being on a bad team?
An not at all crumby pun!
What do you call a piece of bread that has genetic deficiencies after multiple generations of breeding?Inbread.
I had a kid in the back of a police car
i named it nina
I’m cutting you off
You’ve been bungee jumping too much
I built a house out of OXO cubes [OC]
I built a house out of OXO cubes and lived in it for a few months. When I first started living in it I really… Read More »I built a house out of OXO cubes [OC]
What did one snowman say to the other while snacking?
This carrot tastes like boogers.
TIFU by not knowing how to talk to sad people
Warning, this isn’t a happy post this has a sort of good ending but it’s not happy also obligatory happened yesterday not today’sMy friend invited… Read More »TIFU by not knowing how to talk to sad people
Foucault: Schools serve the same social functions as prisons and hospitals
Foucault’s mother: You’re still going.
What’s the dumbest animal in the jungle?
The polar bear.
Two old jews are sitting in a park and reading newspaper
One of them notices that the other’s paper is from a really antisemite organization and basically a pure antisemitic propaganda”What the hell are you reading?… Read More »Two old jews are sitting in a park and reading newspaper
My girlfriend said we need to spend more quality time together.
So I bought her a tea set and a koala and said wtf are we supposed to do now?
A son asks his father what is the meaning of “in practice” and “in theory”
“Il show you son. Call your sister.” Says the father”Daughter would you sleep with a man for a million dollars?” Asks the father”Yes of course,… Read More »A son asks his father what is the meaning of “in practice” and “in theory”
T-Boned by a Police Officer who was placed at fault for the crash the city attorney denied my claim both medical and property what are my options now?
As I said above in October a police officer ran a red light tboning me and one other driver. No lights were seen or sirens… Read More »T-Boned by a Police Officer who was placed at fault for the crash the city attorney denied my claim both medical and property what are my options now?
Hab nem Kollegen nen Limonadenwitz erzählt
Den Fanta lustig
Looking for an active clan with decent/above average/competitive ranges players to play with.
Seriously. All these recommended clans are super inactive and the players are generally Rookie IV or something. I need better teammates for ranked. (Am Pro… Read More »Looking for an active clan with decent/above average/competitive ranges players to play with.
Aluminum suppressor?
I’m looking into form 1(ing) a can for my 6.5cm but the only “fuel filter” I can find is aluminum. My better judgment suggests that… Read More »Aluminum suppressor?
A sticky solution to a sticky problem.
Did you hear about the Math professor who had a constipation problem?He got it worked out…. . . . . . . . . .… Read More »A sticky solution to a sticky problem.
Disrespectful kid gets slapped by detroit OG
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The content of your reddit post is less important than your timing
I’ve seen absolute gold posted when the USA is asleep, which goes nowhere, and average content posted at the start of the US day that… Read More »The content of your reddit post is less important than your timing
A lamb, a calf, and a kid are standing in the pasture.
The lamb says, “My Dad is the best! He can grow a full coat of wool from scratch every day!”. The calf boasts, “That’s nothing!… Read More »A lamb, a calf, and a kid are standing in the pasture.
Bruno Mars defending Mars vs Elon Musk invading Mars
Elon is trying to win the new space race but there’s a problem; Bruno already made it.Bruno gains the power of all his lyrics, and… Read More »Bruno Mars defending Mars vs Elon Musk invading Mars
Why did the bear have anger issues?
He was a bipolar bear
I support LGBTQ
Liberty, Guns, Bible, Trump, BBQ.
I have a saying in life when it comes to kids
Adopt don’t shop
Jack the Ripper goes to the Dr. with a stabbing pain…
Dr says, “Tell me more”.Jack says ” My whole shoulder is sore”.
Has anyone heard of or have any experience with this board? It’s called SYL 08
I am thinking of getting this board as it does seem to have a good range (20-30km), and decent power (1650W x 2)My apprehension is… Read More »Has anyone heard of or have any experience with this board? It’s called SYL 08