What do you call a black man flying a plane
A pilot, you racist bastards
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I had some good news today; a TV Station have commissioned my new show about what goes on inside a cockpit.
We’re filming the pilot next week.
Where do sick ducks go?
To a quack doctor.
Trumps so good at making jobs
He even opened some up in Iran!
How are women and tornadoes alike?
First, there is a lot of sucking and blowing then you lose your house.
What’s the difference between a kiss and anal sex?
A kiss will make your day, but anal will make your hole weak.
I heard my son’s first words today
“Dad where have you been?”
People say that Jesus died a virgin
I don’t get it, didn’t he get nailed in the end?
A robber enters a bank and points a gun at the teller
Robber: Put all the money in the bag or you’re Geography!Teller: Don’t you mean History?Robber: Don’t change the subject!
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