What do you call a fish without any eyes?
Fsh.- you can thank my daughter for this one, so is it strictly speaking a dad joke?
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
Favourite final ‘boss’ minigame?
In Mario Party’s 3,4,5,7,8, they did not have bosses but they had a final showdown what’s your favourite one of these?
What do trump and bowser have in common?
They’re both impeach.
How do you make Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Tracy Morgan and Dave Chapelle Not Funny?
Put them on stage together at SNL
Why did Google choose “Kit Kat” as an Android version name?
If they’d called it “Kinder Egg”, they couldn’t sell it in the United States.
If you consider sounds to be last words
I’m going out with a bang!
Why did George Bush order a Wrecker at Subway?
He couldn’t get a melt.
I once took a viagra to see what the experience would be like.
Unfortunately it got stuck in my throat and my neck was stiff for hours.
Just found out “cock fighting” is done with chickens…
12 months of training wasted
Back when he was with us, seldom did Jesus go to the toilet
But when he did, holy shit!