A cowboy walks into a bar…
He became a cowman(Don’t roast me too much… it’s my first time posting)
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
Hol up
If bed bugs live in beds, then do cockroaches…
What’s common between Fast Food restaurants and Church Priests
Both want ti stick their meat into 10 yr olds
[7 year old me opening presents from Santa]
ME: wowee… a Lynyrd skynyrd album?[at the North Pole]Elf with mullet: where the fuck is my CD?
My grandpa: u don’t need fancy stuff u need a dumb flip phone
Me:……..OK BOOMER
I googled how to start a fire…
I got 48,500 matches
I heard there’s a new Christopher Nolan movie
It’s about time
Some will understand some won’t!!
A Monk who claimed he saw the face of Jesus in his Margarine said “He can’t believe it’s not Buddha”
Even after 15 years since the show was over, I can’t believe people are still making “Friends” references
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
iSpoofer direct install link is back up
iSpoofer for POGO – Installation