Don’t be too harsh on people who are constantly taking selfies.
They are just trying to save face.
One-Liners
The best one-liner jokes: short, clever and funny in a single sentence. Quick laughs you can read and share in seconds.
A vegan once told me…..
A vegan once told me that eating meat was gross….. I then replied a man who sells fruit and vegetables is grocer.
Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?
Janes Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.
What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?
Edit: Wow! This Blew Up! Thanks for the Gold!
I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people
But none of them work
The medical code of ethics is way too strict. Apparently, I’m not allowed to marry a patient even if we’re in a consensual relationship.
I’m really starting to hate being a veterinarian.
Couples Counsellor: So, what brings you here today?
My wife: I can’t stand it any more. He’s too literal.Me: My truck.
If you’re here for yodeling lessons please form an
Orderly, Orderly, Orderly Queue
The opposite of Microsoft Office is…
Macrohard Onfire.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number…
She said, Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight. I said, “Wow” Then her friend said, She means 666-3629.