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Marriage Jokes

Marriage jokes about husbands, wives, weddings and anniversaries. Funny truths about married life that every couple will recognize.

degrees

A man finds his wife propping up their washing machine on one side with two bricks. Man: What the hell are you doing? Wife: Washing… Read More »degrees

missing

Husband throws darts at wife’s photo but not a single one hits the target. Wife from kitchen, “honey, what are you doing?” Husband, “Missing you… Read More »missing

ready

My husband said last night, “Do you realise my mother is coming over for dinner in 5 minutes?” I replied, “Yes I know, I’m getting… Read More »ready

difference

5 missed calls from your girlfriend means, you missed a fuck; 5 missed calls from your wife means, you are fucked!

f job

My wife filed for divorce when she found out I was in porn… what a hypocritical bitch, she was the one that told me to… Read More »f job