Marriage Jokes

Trust is the most important thing in any relationship.. Without 100% trust in a woman, how do you know she won’t tell your wife?

“I’m leaving you” my wife screamed, ” You don’t lift a finger around this house.” “And what about this?” I replied, waving remote control. “Does… Read More »by itself

I told my wife “Everybody thinks I’m too sarcastic.” “What makes you say that?” she asked. I said “My mouth.”

I came home today to find my wife on ebay again. My kids have a weird sense of humor.

If it’s dark in the bedroom, it may take several minutes for me to find the hole and even a few more minutes to stick… Read More »If it’s dark in the bedroom, it may take several minutes for me…

The wife rang me earlier and said: “You’ll never guess who I saw today.” “There’s not much incentive to try then” I said as I… Read More »no guess

Why do married Indian women have that red dot on their forehead? they’re recording everything!

My son asked me what was like to be married… So I deleted all the songs on his ipod and left only one.. that should… Read More »example