unrealistic
I was watching porn with my wife and she complained “This is so unrealistic.” I replied, “Just because you’re unwilling to try new things, doesn’t… Read More »unrealistic
Marriage Jokes
Marriage jokes for anyone who has said I do and lived to laugh about it. From nagging spouses to selective hearing and the joys of a shared bank account, these husband and wife jokes poke fun at wedded life in all its glory. Read a few to your other half, if you dare.
don’t judge
Never judge a man until you’ve had sex with his wife.
fantasize
According to the latest survey, when making love, most married men, fantasize that their wives arent fantasizing!
anniversary
Last night my wife found me in the pub, threw a pint over my head, and called me a ‘fucking cock’. Every year she has… Read More »anniversary
scene
I’ve been having an affair with a film director’s wife. Yesterday he caught us in bed together. He was furious. I said to him, “Look,… Read More »scene
ready
Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy, by the time she gets ready no other place is… Read More »ready
got married
A simpler, more believable theory is that all the dinosaurs got married and just quit having sex all together..
wife’s family
When a doctor remarked on a new patient’s extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, “High blood pressure, Doc. It runs in my family.” “Your mother’s side… Read More »wife’s family
no more gifts
My wife asked me, “Honey, before we got married you use to give me gifts now you don’t, why?” “Have you ever seen a fisherman… Read More »no more gifts
mistake
I sent texts to the wrong people. Now my wife thinks I’m gonna fuck her, and my girlfriend thinks I work late.