Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
Elf-ish Presley
Holiday Jokes
Holiday jokes for Christmas, New Year, Halloween, Valentine’s Day and Easter. Seasonal humor to share with family and friends.
Hey guys if you know anyone who’s spending Christmas alone because they don’t have friends or family let me know!
Because I’d need to borrow them some chairs
Have you guys seen that peloton commercial where the wife is super stoked to get an exercise bike for Christmas?
Also, does anybody have a couch I could crash on for a few days?
Why did the Grinch go to the bottle store?
To find some Christmas spirit
I’m afraid I’m going to drink during Christmas with my friends who are heavy drinkers.
What can I do? I can’t not go, it would be really messed up because i keep pushing off hanging out on weekends with b.s.… Read More »I’m afraid I’m going to drink during Christmas with my friends who are heavy drinkers.
Merry Christmas everybody!
One day four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to… Read More »Merry Christmas everybody!
What’s the difference between a Christmas wish and a ramp in a swine pen?
One is for figgy pudding and the other is for piggy footing.I’m a dad!
Why does santa have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year
Why is Santa’s sack so big ?
. . Cause he only comes once a year.
This Christmas, remember to do your shopping at Vile.Amazon.com
That way, a certain percentage of your spending goes towards the Republican Party.