Why does Santa carry a big sack of gifts?
That’s just how he presents himself.
Holiday Jokes
Holiday jokes for every season of celebration, from Christmas crackers and New Year gags to Halloween scares and Easter puns. This is your one-stop stash of festive humor to lighten up the family gathering, the office party or the long drive home. Warning: contains a high number of dad-level puns.
What is the best present for Christmas?
Artery.Because it comes from the heart…
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when he asked what the weather forecast for Christmas was?
It looks like rain, dear.
What does Santa Clause love the most about Mrs. Clause?
The jingle physics
Who is the king of christmas music?
Elfis Presently
Ukes Before Nukes!
A few days ago I was on a plane from St Petersburg, Russia to Helsinki (I am from San Francisco) and was seated next to… Read More »Ukes Before Nukes!
My ex just donated her eggs and got $3,000! WTF?
I donated sperm and all I got was a weird look from the Salvation Army Santa.
Epileptic Santa
He seizures when you’re sleeping
O’ahu Events For December 2019
Howzit! Makin monstah thread kinna buggah, cause all done one by one, so PLEASE CHECK ALL INFORMATION BEFORE GO ANYWHERES! We probably screwed up link… Read More »O’ahu Events For December 2019
You will be able to get drow/valk/shudde from the christmas gift event, even as a f2p.
you will need 1500 gifts to get there, and here’s a breakdown of when you can get the gifts from:300 from 1 gem deal in… Read More »You will be able to get drow/valk/shudde from the christmas gift event, even as a f2p.