My uncle always dresses up in the worst Halloween costumes. So we were relieved when he said he was going to be a Muppet this year.
He was naked with an arm up his butt.
Holiday Jokes
Holiday jokes for Christmas, New Year, Halloween, Valentine’s Day and Easter. Seasonal humor to share with family and friends.
What do you call an apartment for lease during christmas time?
For Lease Navidad
When Santa tries to sleep with other women . . .
He’s thinking with his South Pole
When I was younger I poisoned Santa’s milk and cookies as revenge for last year.
Waking up to my dad dead downstairs wasn’t exactly what I was expecting.
Whoever started this “Reddit is giving away 250 coins for giving upvotes” has an iq of 176 cause it has been planned right down to the screenshots of a fake msg from Reddit……you smart mf
I applaud the effort cause you have changed reddits upvote quantity for this entire Christmas season
What animal is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey! It’s always stuffed!
I got a stripper cake as a gift for Christmas
Its the thot that counts
A dog is not just for christmas
It can do for sandwiches on boxing day too.
What do you eat after a presidential christmas dinner?
Impeach cobbler
A warning to all.
Be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas. Quite rightly, police are out checking on people.Last night I went our for… Read More »A warning to all.