Upset for being asked not to hold my nephew?
I’m so fricking mad right now, it’s pouring out of me. I need to know if my wife and I are assholes or getting wrongly… Read More »Upset for being asked not to hold my nephew?
Holiday Jokes
Holiday jokes for Christmas, New Year, Halloween, Valentine’s Day and Easter. Seasonal humor to share with family and friends.
Wanna know why they call me Christmas?
Cause Christmas came early this year.
Why Did Santa Buy 3 Gardens?
So he can ho ho ho
Why is Santa always so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live!
Why does Jesus always look sad?
Because he has birthday and Christmas on the same day.
Just got my secret Santa gift, figured you’d like it
r/secretsanta•Posted byu/foreverstressedout3 hours agoJust got my gift. I love DCI and this is amazing! Thank you so much! 32 points1 comment
Just dropped a copy of “A Christmas Carol” on my toe.
It hurts like the Dickens!
A Viking by the name of Rudolph the Red looked out his window.
He turns to his wife and says, Bring the little ones inside, it looks like its going to be a wet day. His wife says… Read More »A Viking by the name of Rudolph the Red looked out his window.
My New year resolution is to have better eyesight
I am aiming for 2020 vision.
“Daddy, why does Santa carry that big bag of gifts?”
Dad: “That’s just how he presents himself.”