Why was Santa’s sack empty at the end of Christmas night?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Holiday Jokes
Holiday jokes for every season of celebration, from Christmas crackers and New Year gags to Halloween scares and Easter puns. This is your one-stop stash of festive humor to lighten up the family gathering, the office party or the long drive home. Warning: contains a high number of dad-level puns.
I checked my local weather app to see if I’d get snow for Christmas this year
Guess it’s still up in the air ¯_(ツ)_/¯
What Christmas Carol is sung by hallucinating psychotics??
“Do You Hear What I Hear”
Why couldn’t the Grinch steal Christmas?
Because of the Santa clause.
I bought my wife a nutcracker for Christmas
I figure after all these years breaking my balls manually she deserves it
So for Christmas I asked my brother to switch our names and lifestyles for a week….
Little did he know I was waay up on Santa’s naughty list
In Italy, children don’t leave milk and cookies for Santa.
Instead, they leave him elfredo.
I know it’s naughty, but I gotta know…
When Santa does come once a year… does Mrs.Claus say “Let it Snow” or “Let it Go”?
What did the sorority girl say when she saw Santa delivering presents?
“Yassss, Sleigh bitch!”