looking for bizzaro hallmark christmas movies
Looking for Hallmark style Christmas movies with a plot so bad or weird it’s good in a campy way. I saw one a couple years… Read More »looking for bizzaro hallmark christmas movies
Holiday Jokes
Holiday jokes for every season of celebration, from Christmas crackers and New Year gags to Halloween scares and Easter puns. This is your one-stop stash of festive humor to lighten up the family gathering, the office party or the long drive home. Warning: contains a high number of dad-level puns.
Last night I was watching a Nigerian Christmas movie…
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised and he exclaimed, “Jesus Christ!!!”. I immediately stopped watching changed the… Read More »Last night I was watching a Nigerian Christmas movie…
Just Post Malone things
Q: What did Post Malone eat for breakfast? A: Toast MaloneQ: What did Post Malone spray on before he left the house? A: Post CologneQ:… Read More »Just Post Malone things
Today I asked the hot girl at the gym what her New Year’s resolution was.
She said “Fuck You…”…So, I’m pretty excited about 2020.
The baby reindeer asked the mother reindeer if it would snow this Christmas.
The mother replied sorry it’ll rain dear.
If you ever feel annoyed because your birthday’s on Christmas so you don’t get as many presents…
just imagine how Jesus must feel.
What does Jeffrey Epstein have in common with Christmas decorations?
They’re always hung way too early.
Jokester
Make it awkward today by asking people what they did for Valentine’s day.When they answer, “dinner”, you should say, “No…after that.”
Happy end
I finally shifted 140 lbs of ugly fat I gained over Christmas…..the mother in law went home this morning
Last minute
I’ve just decided that my 2014 New Year’s resolution is not to leave things to the last minute.