Holiday jokes for Christmas, New Year, Halloween, Valentine’s Day and Easter. Seasonal humor to share with family and friends.
It’s called breaking and entering, home invasion, robbery and a lot more laws broken. White man enters your house in the middle of the night… Read More »Black man enters your house in the middle of the night
Well now that I’m older I don’t fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.Edit: Thanks for the elf. Are elfs real?…
What he’s doing round my house I don’t know.
He only comes once a yearSorry if this is a repeated joke- first time poster
SON: MOM! DAD THREATENED ME!WIFE: stop scaring our son.ME: I’m just singing Christmas songs to him.WIFE: aww okSON:ME: he knows when you are sleeping.
Turns out they were from Tenko not Tesco.
When the arrived at the gates of Heaven, St. Peter said he would let them in if they had something related to Christmas on them.The… Read More »On the way home from dinner, three friends died in a car crash.
It looks like rain dear
A Holly Davidson
ME: wowee… a Lynyrd skynyrd album?[at the North Pole]Elf with mullet: where the fuck is my CD?