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Funny jokes for every mood, all gathered in one place. This is the heart of TheFun.Net, a growing collection of the best jokes we have found and loved, from quick one-liners to longer stories worth the read. New funny jokes land here all the time, so there is always a fresh reason to smile.

saddest

Saddest thing I’ve ever read on the internet: “When I’m feeling lonely I dont shave one of my legs so it feels like I’m sleeping… Read More »saddest

recording

The Japanese flag is recording everything.

fashion week

It’s Fashion Week in New York. The time of year when today’s top models show off the latest eating disorders.

prank

I always wanted to super glue a $20 to the floor in the revolving door.

reality

I’ve come to the conclusion that people don’t make me feel stupid.. I really am.

honestly

“You have to enjoy the little things in life,” …I whispered into my girlfriend’s ears, as I took my pants off.

like football

Men like football because the priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man’s life…. Scoring and Ball Security…

caught

I lost a very good friend and drinking partner yesterday.. His finger got caught in a wedding ring..

too much

Bars are weird, they’re the only business that kicks you out for buying too much of their product.

are you done

Its never polite to ask the guy at the next table “are you done with that?” Especially when he’s breaking up with his girlfriend.

fruit

I’m having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes actually. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I’m having wine for dinner.

fence

The range of the Wi-Fi signal is MY electric fence.

guards

Anyone else find it ironic how professional boxers need security guards to walk them to the ring?

true love

True love is waking up in the middle of the night just to watch your laptop while it sleeps.

no guess

The wife rang me earlier and said: “You’ll never guess who I saw today.” “There’s not much incentive to try then” I said as I… Read More »no guess

recording

Why do married Indian women have that red dot on their forehead? they’re recording everything!

“Hey, Jesus.

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“Hey, Jesus. At what time are we having the last supper?” “‘Last’?” “Supper. I mean just supper. Hehehe…” “You’re weird, Judas.

great Wall

My son has a huge wall of toys in his room. I call it the Great Wall Of Made In China.

experience

Over the years I’ve learned that everyone has to pay for their own mistakes. Except for the government. We have to pay for theirs too.

don’t ask

If you have to ask a woman if she came, she didn’t.

solver

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When people tell me “You’re gonna regret that in the morning” I sleep in til noon, because I’m a problem Solver.

almost cooking

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The recipe might be easy, but a reservation is easier.

to do

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The Pink Panther’s To Do list: – To do – To do – To do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo

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