moaning
moan louder every time the cashier scans one of your items
Fun jokes
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Halloween
This Halloween I’m dressing up as a plate. Girls love to do dishes.
by itself
“I’m leaving you” my wife screamed, ” You don’t lift a finger around this house.” “And what about this?” I replied, waving remote control. “Does… Read More »by itself
do you believe
Do you believe in love at first sight ? Because you might want to try losing some weight, if you want that shit to happen.
my mouth
I told my wife “Everybody thinks I’m too sarcastic.” “What makes you say that?” she asked. I said “My mouth.”
anything
What do you say toa girl who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose? Anything she wants to hear.
style
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow.
it’s complicated
I had to change my relationship status on facebook to “It’s complicated” after breaking my right hand.
sense of humour
I came home today to find my wife on ebay again. My kids have a weird sense of humor.
no excuse
people with pierced nipples have no excuse for losing their keys.
I called my boss to tell him I wasn’t coming to work this…
I called my boss to tell him I wasn’t coming to work this morning saying “My car won’t start.” He asked “What about the bus?”… Read More »I called my boss to tell him I wasn’t coming to work this…
conversation
-Shhhh -Shhhh -Shhhh -Shhhh A conversation between a cobra and a librarian.
wanna play
“Truth or Dare” “Truth” “Whats your credit card number?”
prank
Thing that cracks up all the time… ( it works 🙂 Next time you are in a car with a friend, and you pull up… Read More »prank
price
Me: Oh thats cute *Checks price tag* Me:No its not
been here
“hmm ive been here before” “how do you know?” “the wifi connects automatically”
to save the Saturday
A man was hit by a car and wasn’t breathing. Witnesses called paramedics but they were afraid he wouldn’t make it. A civilian rushed into… Read More »to save the Saturday
I love you
Me: I’m gonna study this year.. I have to make my Parents proud & get better grades.. Internet: What did you say ? Me: Nothing,… Read More »I love you
pathetic joke
I named my cat “Honey”. So when I get home i can shout. “Honey, I’m home!” Then cry for 20 minutes cause my life Is… Read More »pathetic joke
pathetic joke
I named my cat “Honey”. So when I get home i can shout. “Honey, I’m home!” Then cry for 20 minutes cause my life Is… Read More »pathetic joke
If I was a black girl, I’d go to a tanning salon just so I could…
If I was a black girl, I’d go to a tanning salon just so I could burst out the front door looking at my arms… Read More »If I was a black girl, I’d go to a tanning salon just so I could…
so poor
Our family is so poor, we all Instagram the same plate of food.
paying
Cashier: ok that will be $237.53 me: do you accept tears
prank
There is nothing funnier than yelling, “SHE’S STEALING MY CHILD!” and pointing at a woman who’s having trouble with her kid in public.
die hard
I hope when Bruce Willis dies it’s from a Viagra overdose. That way the headline can read “Bruce Willis Died Hard”
cookies
Why do fat people spend all day browsing the internet? To get more cookies.
browsers
Google chrome: “what are we?!” firefox: “browsers!” opera: “browsers!” Google chrome: “what do we want?!” firefox: “fast internet!” opera: “fast internet!” Google chrome: “when do… Read More »browsers
the same
When I say I want someone with a sense of humor, I really mean I want someone with MY sense of humor.
like most people
Do you think regular dogs hate police dogs like most people hate policemen?
free wifi
Today I found out the name of my neighbors cat… In other news, I now have free internet.