to explain
If only God can judge us than Santa has some explaining to do.
Fun jokes
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statistical
When we break something- 5%- Fix it. 10%- Tell someone that you broke it. 85%- Fix it just enough so that the next person who… Read More »statistical
break-up
Best break-up line: I get so emotional when your not around.. I call that emotion Happiness.
police smartphone
In North Korea, they developed the first-ever smartphone, just like an iPhone. But if you ask Siri any questions, she reports you to the police.
trick
The government really are sneaky bastards. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you… Read More »trick
“It’s never too late!” ~Late people
“It’s never too late!” ~Late people
under pressure
I hate that they put “use by” dates on condoms… like I’m not under enough pressure trying to get laid already.
rambo no. 5
I hope the next Rambo movie is called “Rambo no. 5”, and its just Stallone dancing thru the jungle shooting a lil bit of this… Read More »rambo no. 5
awkward
If you think buying condoms is awkward, you should try returning them.
ready
Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy, by the time she gets ready no other place is… Read More »ready
inside
It’s not about what’s on the outside, it’s about what’s on the inside.. Especially if you’re a fridge.
got married
A simpler, more believable theory is that all the dinosaurs got married and just quit having sex all together..
feelings
Men have feelings too. For example, right now I feel hungry. So go make me a sandwich before I feel angry! I’ll need my energy… Read More »feelings
not looking
I wonder if the saying “You’ll find love when you’re not looking for it” applies to money too? Because let me be clear …..I’m NOT… Read More »not looking
advice
Guys, if you want your relationship to last, learn these six words: “You’re right. I’m wrong. I’m sorry.”
small
The good thing about smart cars is, if you get bored with the color, you can buy a bottle of nail polish and change it.
Christmas period
Tampax has announced that they will be removing the string from tampons and replacing it with tinsil. This is for the Christmas period only.
medical team
How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. But it takes an expert medical team to remove it.
his wife
A teacher was teaching her class the differences between right and wrong. “Here is an example children” she said. “If I were to go into… Read More »his wife
wife’s family
When a doctor remarked on a new patient’s extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, “High blood pressure, Doc. It runs in my family.” “Your mother’s side… Read More »wife’s family
next level
Look.. I know we’ve only been seeing each other for a couple of weeks, but I think it’s time we take our relationship to the… Read More »next level
They want too
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church… everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want… Read More »They want too
who hasn’t
Mama Bear: “Someone’s been sleeping in my bed!” Papa Bear: “Who hasn’t, you whore?!?”
my eyes are here
I know how women feel, I’ve had pair of breast tattooed on my forehead and now it’s like… Hellooo, my eyes are down here!
no more gifts
My wife asked me, “Honey, before we got married you use to give me gifts now you don’t, why?” “Have you ever seen a fisherman… Read More »no more gifts
I am..
Grown up pandas eat for 12 hours a day. In related news, it turns out I’m not fat. I’m a panda.
jealous
Congrats on your secret admirer! Must be nice having someone who’s ashamed to admit they like you!
too much
Me: ‘I”ve decided to stop studying.” Mom -”How come?” Me-”I heard that that someone was shot dead, because he knew too much.”
excuse
heres an excuse for bald men: its not a bald spot it’s a solar panel for a sex machine
movie reviewer
When I go to the movies alone, I take a clipboard so everyone thinks I’m a professional movie reviewer and not an awkward friendless loner.