The old man and the bear.
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them… Read More »The old man and the bear.
Animal Jokes
Animal jokes about dogs, cats, horses, parrots and more. Funny stories where the animals are often smarter than the people.
Elephant Hunting
My grandfather would tell me stories of how they caught elephants with only a few peanuts… They would dig a deep hole and burn a… Read More »Elephant Hunting
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
Chicken Tenders
A man is riding through the desert…
Suddenly, he hears a voice, coming from nowhere.”Get off your horse.””What?”, the man asks.”Get off your horse.”The man, slightly irritated, does as the voice commands.”Dig… Read More »A man is riding through the desert…
[Long] [OC] First time. I accept constructive criticism. *There are two friends who always go in search of the best pigs.*
On one day, the second friends birthday, the first friend wishes to find only the most beautiful pig for his friend. He goes searching long… Read More »[Long] [OC] First time. I accept constructive criticism. *There are two friends who always go in search of the best pigs.*
I heard a story once about an American train driver.
He was operating a late night train and feel asleep at the controls. He ended up failing to recognize a stop sign and as a… Read More »I heard a story once about an American train driver.
A Pig had insomnia and decided to see a Doctor
Pig: Doctor, I’ve been having these terrible nightmares and I can’t sleep. Can you prescribe me some sleeping pills?Doctor: Can you describe your nightmares to… Read More »A Pig had insomnia and decided to see a Doctor
Two Hobos
Two hobos were walking down the tracks. They encounter a mangy old dog sitting in the middle of the tracks, contorted into that weird position… Read More »Two Hobos
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter, he won’t come to you anyway.
What do we learn from cows, buffaloes and elephants?
It’s impossible to reduce weight by eating green grass and salads and walking