Why are french ducks so attractive?
They have a certain “je ne sais quack’”.
Animal Jokes
Animal jokes about dogs, cats, horses, parrots and more. Funny stories where the animals are often smarter than the people.
My cat at one of my awards.. and can’t quite poop it out
It’s a real cat-ass-trophy
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.
My dog pooped in my bed this morning
I forgive her though, shit happens.
What’s the dumbest animal in the jungle?
The polar bear.
A lamb, a calf, and a kid are standing in the pasture.
The lamb says, “My Dad is the best! He can grow a full coat of wool from scratch every day!”. The calf boasts, “That’s nothing!… Read More »A lamb, a calf, and a kid are standing in the pasture.
Why did the bear have anger issues?
He was a bipolar bear
What do you call a magic dog?
A Labracadabrador
What is the difference between most people and horses?
Most people are asses
Who is my good boi? My dog: woof woof…
Who is your ancestor?My dog: wolf wolf…