What do you call a gay dog
A golden receiver
Animal Jokes
Animal jokes about dogs, cats, horses, parrots and more. Funny stories where the animals are often smarter than the people.
What happens if a cow drinks her own milk?
It goes in one end and out the udder.
A woman goes to buy a parrot
She sees three parrots with prices 100$, 120$ and 10$.She asks the shopkeeper “why is the third one very cheap?”The shopkeeper says “Because he used… Read More »A woman goes to buy a parrot
How does an elephant hide in a strawberry patch?
He paints his toenails red (duh). Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?!?
What did the egg say to the egg next to it when it came out of the chicken?
Bro, I just got laid
Why I love this community, this player revived my horse after he accidentally downed it
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I like my women like i like my chicken
Dead and stuffed inside of a freezer
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road
because it got hit by a car
A friend of mine just improved one of my all time favorites.
Why don’t you ever ever see elephants hiding in trees?Because they are very good at itWhy do some elephants paint their balls red?So they can… Read More »A friend of mine just improved one of my all time favorites.
Did you hear about the horse who married a prostitute?
He was a one-trick pony.