What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
An affront to God and man.
Animal Jokes
Animal jokes about dogs, cats, horses, parrots and more. Funny stories where the animals are often smarter than the people.
Donald Duck was walking trough Mario’s castle
When He saw the princess He said:Hi Daisy!To wich She replied:I’m Peach Donald.
I hate the musical Cats, so I’m loving these reviews
Seeing the movie so panned is just meowsic to my ears.
A colored pencil cat by Patricia Otero
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Anyone ever wonder how the donkey became the symbol of the Democratic Party?
It’s the Republican Party that’s full of jackasses.
Why don’t blind people skydive?
It scares the hell out of the dog.
Dogs are either one of two things…
A bitch or a son of a bitch
How is Shawarma in your city?
I live in Hyderabad and shawarma here is a classic cheap Lebanese fusion. its usually rolled in either a samoli bun (french bun), rumali roti,… Read More »How is Shawarma in your city?
A horse goes into a bar
“Hey horse, why the long face?””I’m not a horse, I’m Adrien Brody”
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from all the reposts on this sub…