Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other:
“I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”
Animal Jokes
Animal jokes about dogs, cats, horses, parrots and more. Funny stories where the animals are often smarter than the people.
why dog shope not exists?
imagene, u go in and see dog yuo like, and i get him if pay moneiy, why not is exists yet, IT ARE GOOD.
I heard a rumor that Epstein was hung like a horse
But I’m pretty sure you would need more rope to hang a horse.
How do you start a bear race?
Ready, teddy, go.
What’s the difference between a vegetarian salad, and one with chicken?
The chicken salad has a lot more body
The tallest animals in the zoo don’t even want to be there…
They were giraffeted.
A few from my 8 year old sister…
Why does tigger smell?Because he’s been playing with poohWhich is the hairy side of a monkey?The outside
The donkey in the backyard
A restaurant owner has a sign in the front: “whoever makes the donkey in the backyard laugh, gets a free meal”A man comes in. He… Read More »The donkey in the backyard
Ready? On Three: why does every French cat drown?
Un, Deux, Trois… Cat sank
Three pregnant women are in the waiting room of the doctor’s office
The first woman says, “I’m going to have a girl because I was on the bottom when we did it”The second woman says, “I’m going… Read More »Three pregnant women are in the waiting room of the doctor’s office