Why are french ducks so sexy?
They have a certain ‘Je ne sais quack’
Animal Jokes
Animal jokes about dogs, cats, horses, parrots and more. Funny stories where the animals are often smarter than the people.
Boudreaux and the parrot (LONG)
Boudreaux walked past a pet shop every day on his way to work. He saw this nice looking parrot and decided to ask the shop… Read More »Boudreaux and the parrot (LONG)
What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhino?
Hell if I know!
Fired
It turns out that a monkey cannot in fact do my job, long story short, he got us both fired.
No one at home…
They made an engaging looking couple in the swank restaurant: The man was handsome, graying and obviously well off; the woman was a joy to any eye – very young, ravishing and delectable.
As they each read their menus, the gentleman asked his date what she would like to eat.
Men shouldn’t feel bad if they only last 8 minutes doing doggy…
Men shouldn’t feel bad if they only last 8 minutes doing doggy style… I mean, that’s almost an hour in dog time.
Story
When Gandhi was studying law at the University College of London, there was a professor, whose last name was Peters, who felt animosity for Gandhi, and because Gandhi never lowered his head towards him, their “arguments” were very common.Read More »Story
Attack
It’s illegal to shine a laser pointer at a plane because a cat might attack it.
I’ve just seen a massive rat in Pizza Hut.
I’ve just seen a massive rat in Pizza Hut. He was picking up an order for the Ninja Turtles.
Delicious
She was amazing, so firm, so beautiful. Her legs were long and perfectly formed, her breasts were so full and juicy. I laid her down,… Read More »Delicious