like most people
Do you think regular dogs hate police dogs like most people hate policemen?
Animal Jokes
Animal jokes about dogs, cats, horses, parrots and more. Funny stories where the animals are often smarter than the people.
free wifi
Today I found out the name of my neighbors cat… In other news, I now have free internet.
I was in my Psychology class yesterday and we were learning…
I was in my Psychology class yesterday and we were learning about Pavlov and laughing about how stupid those dogs were. Anyway, then the bell… Read More »I was in my Psychology class yesterday and we were learning…
like dog
WHAT IS IT BOY!!?? DID YOU SEE SOMETHING??? -Me talking to my penis when I get a random boner.
scheme
I went to great effort to kill my wife recently, with a completely untraceable poison obtained from a plant that grows for just two weeks on the eastern side of a Peruvian mountain.Read More »scheme
r.i.p.
As the inventor of the computer mouse has died I can just imagine how his funeral will be. Drag and drop.
one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at that dog with one eye!” The other blonde covers one of… Read More »one eye
compromise
My Girlfriend wanted a cat. I didn’t want a cat. So we compromised and we got a cat.
cat life
How is it that whenever I run over a cat it’s on it’s 9th life?
Classic- “Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite…
Classic- “Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take, I’ll be watching you.” -The Dog