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Animal Jokes

Animal jokes about dogs, cats, horses, parrots and more. Funny stories where the animals are often smarter than the people.

before

Life before the computer: Memory was something that you lost with age. An application was for employment. A program was a TV show. A cursor… Read More »before

ghosts

A professor at Auburn University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. Getting a feel for his students, he asks “How many of you believe… Read More »ghosts

red duck

A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told… Read More »red duck

bullshit

Heard on the radio today that global warming is being caused by methane emissions from cows. Does this mean scientists are finally admiting global warming… Read More »bullshit

explanation

The internet is full of cats because dog lovers actually go outside.

BBC news

“Welshman saves sheep by giving it the kiss of life” ….Thats the exact same thing I would have said to someone if I got caught… Read More »BBC news